A close-up of a person wearing a white crewneck t-shirt with the phrase 'bitch, i'm a scorpion.' printed in red serif text across the chest.

Bitch, I'm A Scorpion Tee

White / S
$28.99 USD
Sale price  $28.99 USD Regular price 
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A close-up of a person wearing a white crewneck t-shirt with the phrase 'bitch, i'm a scorpion.' printed in red serif text across the chest.

Bitch, I'm A Scorpion Tee

$28.99 USD
Sale price  $28.99 USD Regular price 
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Bold, confident, and unapologetically Scorpio.

The Bitch, I'm A Scorpion Tee is a playful zodiac graphic T-shirt for Scorpios who love astrology, attitude, and statement-making casual style.

Featuring the statement “Bitch, I'm A Scorpion”, this cheeky zodiac tee brings plenty of personality to your everyday wardrobe. Pair it with jeans, shorts, sneakers, or layer it under a jacket for an effortless casual or streetwear-inspired look.

Made with the Gildan Softstyle® 64000, this lightweight unisex T-shirt offers a soft feel, classic fit, and versatile everyday comfort.

Why you’ll love it:

  • Bold Scorpio zodiac graphic

  • Gildan Softstyle® 64000

  • Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric

  • 100% ring-spun cotton in solid colors

  • Classic unisex fit

  • Crew neckline with ribbed-knit collar

  • Reinforced shoulders with twill tape

  • No side seams for a smoother fit

  • Pearlized tear-away label

  • Ethically grown and harvested US cotton

  • OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified

  • Available in White and Black

  • Sizes S–2XL

Perfect for: Scorpios, astrology lovers, zodiac fans, horoscope enthusiasts, and anyone who loves cheeky statement clothing.

It also makes a fun gift for a Scorpio friend, girlfriend, sister, partner, or astrology-loving bestie. Great for birthdays, Scorpio season, girls’ nights, parties, casual weekends, or everyday zodiac-inspired outfits.

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