Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me Tee

A little danger, a lot of attitude.

The Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me Tee is a dark-humor graphic T-shirt for anyone who enjoys edgy jokes, bold statements, and unapologetically chaotic dating humor.

Featuring the statement “Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me”, this cheeky graphic tee turns an exaggerated dating joke into a conversation-starting everyday look. Pair it with jeans, shorts, sneakers, or casual streetwear for an effortless outfit with personality.

Made with the Gildan Softstyle® 64000, this lightweight unisex T-shirt offers a soft feel and classic fit for comfortable everyday wear.

Why you’ll love it:

• Dark and edgy humor graphic

• Gildan Softstyle® 64000

• Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric

• 100% ring-spun cotton in solid colors

• Classic unisex fit

• Crew neckline with ribbed-knit collar

• Reinforced shoulders with twill tape

• No side seams for a smoother fit

• Pearlized tear-away label

• Ethically grown and harvested US cotton

• OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified

• Available in White and Black

• Sizes S–2XL

Perfect for: dark-humor fans, sarcastic personalities, edgy fashion lovers, dating-humor fans, and anyone who enjoys bold statement clothing.

It also makes a fun gift for a partner, best friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, or someone with an appreciation for dark humor. Great for birthdays, parties, date nights, girls’ nights, Halloween, casual weekends, or everyday streetwear.