I Out Pizza'd The Hut And Now The CIA Is Trying To Assassinate Me Tee

Apparently, even pizza can get you into trouble.

The I Out Pizza'd The Hut And Now The CIA Is Trying To Assassinate Me Tee is a ridiculous conspiracy-themed graphic T-shirt made for people who love absurd humor, internet-style jokes, and attention-grabbing statements.

Featuring the statement “I Out Pizza'd The Hut And Now The CIA Is Trying To Assassinate Me”, this funny graphic tee turns an over-the-top fictional scenario into a conversation-starting casual look. Pair it with jeans, shorts, sneakers, or relaxed streetwear for an effortlessly funny outfit.

Made with the Gildan Softstyle® 64000, this lightweight unisex T-shirt offers a soft feel and classic fit for comfortable everyday wear.

Why you’ll love it:

• Absurd conspiracy-themed humor

• Gildan Softstyle® 64000

• Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric

• 100% ring-spun cotton in solid colors

• Classic unisex fit

• Crew neckline with ribbed-knit collar

• Reinforced shoulders with twill tape

• No side seams for a smoother fit

• Pearlized tear-away label

• Ethically grown and harvested US cotton

• OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified

• Available in White and Black

• Sizes S–2XL

Perfect for: fans of absurd humor, conspiracy-style jokes, meme-inspired fashion, funny T-shirts, and anyone who enjoys wearing something guaranteed to start a conversation.

A fun gift for a best friend, sibling, partner, coworker, or anyone with an appreciation for ridiculous humor. Great for birthdays, parties, casual weekends, meme lovers, or everyday streetwear.