Everything I Love Is Illegal, Expensive, or Blonde Tee

Some things are better said with a little attitude. Everything I Love Is Illegal Expensive Or Blonde Tee turns a brutally honest thought into a bold graphic statement with a playful, cheeky edge.

The design is made for anyone whose type seems to come with one of three problems: illegal, expensive, or blonde. It has a humorous, self-aware attitude that makes the shirt an easy conversation starter without taking itself too seriously.

Perfect for confident personalities, fashion lovers, anyone with a sharp sense of humor, or that friend who always has expensive taste. It also makes a fun gift for a girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic and statement-making graphic tees.

Product Details

• Unisex t-shirt
• Gildan Softstyle® 64000
• Available in White and Black
• Sizes S–2XL
• Classic crew neckline
• Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric
• Graphic print on the front
• Pearlized, tear-away label
• No side seams
• Reinforced shoulders with twill tape

Material & Fit

This tee is made with the Gildan Softstyle® 64000, featuring a lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric and a classic unisex fit.

For the solid-color versions offered on this page, the shirt is made from 100% ring-spun cotton. The fabric is designed for everyday wear with a clean, versatile silhouette and crew neckline. The blank garment is also made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton and is OEKO-TEX certified for safety and quality assurance.

Care Instructions

Follow the care instructions on the garment label to help maintain the fabric and graphic over time.

A little attitude, a little sarcasm, and a statement that speaks for itself. Wear it when your taste is expensive, your type is questionable, or you simply want people to know you have standards.